MAU Haiku

All hail Chairman MAU,
A new game has now begun,
Put cards down, much fun.

Many penalties
For the new MAU players
So much confusion.

Pass card to the right,
Player groans in frustration
Veterans laugh much.

Card bring merriment,
When the Boulder says diamonds
For the suit of spades.

When I play an Ace,
The person beside me is sad,
The game continues.

Two of hearts is played,
We all go around again,
New player is learning.

Now we finally,
Understand this fun fun game.
It is my last card.

This great game of MAU
Is now commenced and all hail
Our awesome Chairman.