"My Ex" --A transliterated version of "My Last Duchess"

Fyi, thas a pic of my ex
She wuz a hottie LOL
It's a gr8 pic, right?
Th dude who painted it wuz a beast
U wanna kno why she looks :) ?
Well u c, she <3'd evry1
Ik, she wuz a straight up skank.
And I wuz like, wtf?
She was only sposed 2 say luv ya 2 me
But she :)'d @ evry1.
Ik, fml, right?
Idk y she would like us =
Im filty rich! Haha
I evn heard her drop a ily bomb
2 th garbage dude.
So, jus btween u an me,
1 day she wuz all :)'s
And th next she wuz no :)'s
...if u kno wat i mean.
**wink wink.**
So we say TTYL 2 th slut!
LMAO...fo real.
So, i need a gf
ur lil girl up 4 it?
So yea, thx.
LOL.