Rocking Rockahs

I bought a monkey
With potatoes

The cats latched onto her head
And clawed her wig off

A mountain crumbled
A valley laughed

The wore stunner shades
That's why I called him Snoop Dogg

A green ball hit the ninja
And he said HIYAH!

She played with zombie squirrels
We haven't seen her since

A dark room
I see you

The magic arrived
Just in time I was starting to feel sick

G.I. Joe is the man
Carmen Sandiago is the woman

Oh snap!
Is he breathing?