Situations In Which a Lightsaber Would Be an Inappropriate Cutting Devise

1)to slice a wedding cake
2)to hem clothes
3)to row a boat
4)to cut your hair
5)to trim your fingernails
6)to cut out a paper snowflake
7)as a cane
8)as a can opener
9)to spread butter on toast
10)as a prosthetic limb
11)to conduct an orchestra
12)to write on the chalkboard