Six-Word Short Stories (or less)

1) The coffin shortage will not end.
2) Airplane takes flight. Thousand miles apart.
3) School trip: Mexico. ¿Dóndé está profesor?
4) I couldn't get enough of it.
5) The pallbearers had very somber looks.
6) The bell ended 12 school years.
7) That's what she said, oh yeah!
8) He couldn't stop for water.
9) Last second buzzer, new world champions.
10) I found him there, just there...
11) Darn it.
12) He was always there.
13) I am nothingness.
14) The boat sat there, rusting.