VAMPY

VAMPY
1.The Zen Of Bissell
The sheer idiocy of people annoys me. In some cases I suppose they can’t help it, but they should try harder. An exception is the Zen of Bissell. Can’t get a door open? Pull harder. What makes Pop Rocks pop? Chemicals. I salute u my suite mate.
2.Do And Learn
One who watches learns, but not as much as if they were doing. If someone asks you to play cards while you are reading you should say yes. You can learn about a situation, but can never put that information into use except through experience.
3. Blowdart: reasons to pull one out of your neck
1. You look silly on the ground
2. It gives the person who blowdarted you too much satisfaction
3. You have better things to do
4. It makes authorities angry
5. What if your outside and it starts raining?

4. Twilight
I love the summer more than any other time of my year. For one thing VAMPY happens only in summer. Tempers are usually higher because of the heat, but by twilight people can get along. The mood outside matches the mood in the group, that hazy feel of cookouts, friends, and music, all wrapped up in one hour of the day.
5. NERDS!!!
People love being around people like them. For a nerd this means there are very few people to talk to where they are from. When they get a huge conglomeration of nerds in one place they become very happy, and forge their own unbreakable nerdy bonds. This is good for the nerds, bad for the people putting up with them.


6. Crazy Nicknames
Penguin
BIS
Trouble Noodle
Jwheezy
The Academy

7.Duck Tape
Duck tape is a wonderfully sticky thing. Snap some shoes in half? Sure, it can fix that. It would be safe to say that if I knew of a coming apocalypse, I would grab a roll of duck tape first thing. It makes a great stocking stuffer, baby shower gift, or prank tool. I made shoes out of it and I’m currently making a hat.
8. Roomies
A person’s roomy is usually really awesome or really annoying. You can throw wild dance parties, ice cream parties, tye-dye some name tags, or make fun of stupid mistakes. Unless you hate the person, then many loud and heated arguments may commence.
9. Impossible Things
Getting off blue nail polish
Stains
My little sister
Whiny people
Flying
Making a tape fedora
Breaking a steal door ( unless your Cameron)