My Literary Lists

Things That Might Be In Apollo's Bag

1. A stolen yelping chihuahua
2. The hinge from and Emergency Exit Only door
3. Duct tape
4. Invisible paralyzing darts
5. Shiny plastic silverware

Situations In Which a Light Saber Is an Inappropriate Cutting Device

1. Birthday parties for the pinata
2. Hair salons for kids
3. Dog groomers
4. Making paper snowflakes
5. Cutting your babies umbilical cord
6. Removing braces
7. Operating utensil

Additional Rules for Mao

1. If your name is Circe you get three penalty cards
2. If you play a 3 you must sing I'm a little teapot
3. If you play a 5 you must say your ABC's backwards
4. If your name is Apollo you must stay darted the entire game
5. When someone calls a penalty card on you you have to hit them with you shoe