Literary Lists

Things That Could Be in Apollo's Bag:
1. yoyo (possibly broken)
2. silverware
3. For all we know, a unicorn
4. A "Napoleon Dynamite" poster
5. Possibly the key to the third dimension.

Awesome Popsicle Flavors That Don't Exist:
1. Shirley temple
2. Sparkling apple cider
3. Diet coke
4. Twizzler
5. Gobstopper

Situations in which a light saber would be inappropriate:
1. Dinner ("Mom, I cut a little more than the table!"
2. In school as scissors
3. As a scalpel during surgery. That beeping will just be one long ring in your ears pretty soon.
4. Cutting your hair
5. Trimming your nails. You're going to lose a little more than a nail.
6. On an episode of "Sesame Street"
7. Cutting a wedding cake
8. A prize at a carnival
9. In a pinata at a five-year-old's birthday party